Napalm Ferrets - Established 1993
Stadium NameLakeside Park - Belle Glade, Florida
Capacity75,364
OwnerSeth Knight '93 - Present
General ManagerNone
Overall Record241-216-10 (52.7%)
Best Season12-2-0, 2009
Worst Season3-11, 2018
Highest Points Scored77 2009, Wk 1 - Wrath
Lowest Points Scored4, 2019, Wk 10 - Hoplites
Longest Winning Streak6 games
Longest Losing Streak6 games
Most Heated RivalriesHeadbangers

In 1993, the Wrath and Napalm Ferrets opened both the season and their SDFFL careers against one another. The League and the matchup continued through 1994’s expansion and continued for years until the abrupt departure of the Wrath in 2019.

 In 2003, the Wrath and Ferrets named their annual season opening SDFFL Matchup the Hawass Classic in honor of a late night yuck session involving a clandestinely queer egyptologist. The winner of the Classic gets to wear the Pink Shirt and be named the “Pink Shirted Hawass©”.

Top Ferret Draft Picks of the Serpentine Era

YearPositionPlayerNFL Team
1993QBJ. KELLYBUFFALO
1994RBE. RHETTTAMPA BAY
1995KJ. HANSONDETROIT
1996TEK. CASHMIAMI
1997RBG. HEARSTSAN FRANCISCO
1998TEW. WALLSCAROLINA
1999RBL. PHILLIPSSAN FRANCISCO
2000KJ. WILKINSST. LOUIS
2001RBJ. ANDERSONATLANTA
2002RBT. HENRYBUFFALO

Top Ferret Draft Picks of the Auction Age

+ Franchise Player,    # Filled Roster prior – Did not Draft,   * Missed Draft – Filled Roster later.

YearPosPlayerTeamYearsValue ($)
2003KAKERS, DAVIDPHILADELPHIA164
2004WRWILLIAMS .ROY (R)DETROIT480
2005RBARRINGTON, J J.ARIZONA1127
2006RBWILLIAMS, DE ANGELOCAROLINA475
2007RBPETERSON, ADRIANMINNESOTA1176
2008WRJERRICHO COTCHERYNY JETS446
2009WRBREES, DREWNEW ORLEANS4210
2010RBPETERSON, ADRIANMINNESOTA1253
2011DEFATLANTAATLANTA11
2012RBPETERSON, ADRIANMINNESOTA2190
2013WRTOON, NICKNEW ORLEANS41
2014RBFREEMAN, DEVONTAATLANTA248
2015+QBBREES, DREWNEW ORLEANS4186
2016+RBPETERSON, ADRIANMINNESOTA4170
2017WRGABRIEL, TAYLORATLANTA151
2018xDid Not DraftXXXXXX
2019RBCHUBB, NICKCLEVELAND1147
2020WRHARDMAN, MECOLEKANSAS CITY241
2021+RBCHUBB, NICKCLEVELAND4161
2022WRHILL, TYREEKMIAMI188
2023+RBCOOK, DALVINMINNESOTA180
2024WRHILL, TYREEKMIAMI275
2025WRMCMILLAN, TETAIROACAROLINA245
2026----$-

Tidy Bowl Victories

1995

1996

2002

2008

2012

2015

2022

Retired Ferret Players

Retired by the entire SDFFL in 2003

Retired in 2009

Retired in 2013

Retired in 2014

Retired in 2017

Retired in 2023

Ferret Distinctions

Commissioner's Cup

1996, 2009, 2012, 2013, 2022

The Point of it All
2008, 2009
All Pro Players

23

Top Rookie
2007 – Adrian Peterson, Minnesota, RB
2016 – Dak Prescott, Dallas, QB
MVP

2008 – DeAngelo Williams, Carolina, RB
2009 – Drew Brees, New Orleans, QB
2012 – Adrian Peterson, Minnesota, RB

Ferret Detractions

Da Thong

2000, 2005, 2018

The Limp D

1997, 2003, 2005

Heisman Penis
Butt Bowls